Days After Your Death

What will happen on days after Kuroko's Death

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A/N  :  My first debut on Kuroko no Basuke's Fandom, and my first ever published english fanfic. Inspired by a short comic of what will Seirin's days be like without Kuroko. And yes, he's dead, ftw -.- that comic trully made me cry some rivers -3-

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It is not a lie, saying that the Seirin Basketball has cried their eyes off.

After the death of one Kuroko Tetsuya, even Hyuuga and Kiyoshi can't stop crying for two days straight. Kagami Taiga, himself, can't leave his partner's side since they were still at the Hospital, until the end of the teal haired teen's funeral. Riko can't stop crying either.

The Generation of Miracles are also attending. Kise and Momoi are the loudest ones with the crying, even the Tsundere Midorima, also cried, but not as much as Kise and Momoi does tho. For once, Murasakibara stopped muching his snacks, and also crying. Aomine Daiki was no better either. The only one who doesn't crying is Akashi Seijuurou, but they knew better, that Akashi is the one who hurts the most.

Kuroko died because of exhaustion. Seirin has lost to Rakuzan, and they understand that Kuroko is kind of shock because of that. But what they don't understood, is that the result has taken a lot of Kuroko. Since that time, he can't stop practicing, so much, sometimes he even forgets to rest, or even eat. They didn't stop him, tho; knowing that Kuroko needs some time alone.

And when he passed out on Seirin's practice court, they didn't know that's the end of Kuroko Tetsuya. They thought that he might be so exhausted, and need some rest on the hospital. But when almost three days without waking up, they grew scared, and finally, God has taken the invisible guy back upstairs.

But then again, none of them thought on mourning for a long time. It's sad, and kinda rude, yes they knew that well. But it's just the same as mourning for a long time; Kuroko won't like it, and anyway, no tears could bring the small guy back to them.

After just some weeks being 'woke up' by Kuroko, of how important Basketball is to himself, Aomine find himself truly hates basketball this time. The sport that he used to love so much, the sport that brings him to good friends such as his Tetsu, become the sport that drove him away from him. He wants to quit Touou, once and for ever. But somehow, he can't done that. it's just like Tetsu told him to not to stop. and so does he listens.

Midorima still being a Tsundere tho, but from his usual one lucky item a day, instead he bought two. When some people asks him why two, he just answered them; "For better luck", but they knew better. Takao has checked Oha-Asa one day, and true, the other one is an Aquarius', and from what the Hawk's eyes know, Kuroko is an Aquarius.

Kise isn't as cheerful as before, and Kasamatsu could completely understand this. Kise barely follow the team's practices, okay. But Kasamatsu still got his eyes on Kise, hell who knows Kise will does something stupid like that Kuroko guy does, right?

Murasakibara was no better too. The usual mountains of chips of his, now just left one or two bags of chips. Not much. Himuro Tatsuya does the same as Kasamatsu does; let them mourning, but keep in check about their movements.

Momoi also in a serious mourn. Instead of visiting Kuroko's grave, she visits his home every now and then, to keep the home clean, but never dared to move a single object. She even kept on paying Kuroko's phone bill, so she could call him anytime, just to hear Kuroko's voice through the voice mail. 

Akashi Seijuurou too, isn’t satisfied with what he has done. If anyone would ever be blame of Kuroko's death, it would definitely be Akashi. The captain of Teikou's and Rakuzan's basketball team, is the one who probably make Kuroko depressed. You know, himself said that he already got a replacement for Kuroko as the Sixth Phantom Player. He just abandoned Kuroko with words! and actions, if you mentioned of how Rakuzan has slaughtered Seirin in the last quarter.

Seirin too felt it. They has continued their practices, with exception now every week's saturday, the day of Kuroko's death, become a routine visit to Kuroko's grave. They brings Nigou too, since now everyone of them now raise the poor mascot of their basketball's club. Kuroko's not here to raise Nigou, so instead of leaving him -like hell they would-, they raised Nigou with schedule. Like this week's monday, Nigou stays with Riko, the next day with Hyuuga or Kiyoshi. Keep going like that, even Kagami said yes to be part on the schedule.

In all honesty, they felt that Kuroko is yet to leave them. One way or another, they would felt that Kuroko somehow is around them. Felt like Kuroko is watching them or something. It could be proofed by Nigou's way of acting sometimes, like he would lick the air beside the gym's bench. Licked it much, just like Nigou does when he see Kuroko.

Kagami too, he knew too well that Kuroko is still around. With sometimes he saw Kuroko standing somewhere, and disappeared with a blink of an eye. Instead of coldness of mourning, it only become nostalgic warm. He couldn’t help but smile. And just like what's happening today.

Aida Riko lead her boys to practice as usual. Screaming for one of her boys to do this and that, or correcting them to do what they supposed to do. And again, they could feel it again, like someone's watching. The warmness, Riko couldn't help but smiled slightly. And suddenly, Nigou does it again. He approached the side of one of the bench there, waving his tails happily, and licking to the empty air. All of them saw this, and caan't help but smile. Sadly, but happily, like that.

  "So you're still here..." It was Izuki who spoke those words. All of them smiled at the hyper Nigou, who seems really happy to the air, they believe as Kuroko.

Kagami also, couldn't help but smirked slightly. Kuroko you bastard. Why would you die in the first place? If this what you kept on doing, one way or another, they will be truly sad. But why, he let the sight anyway. Somehow, he could see Kuroko sit on the floor, fold his knees in front of his body, with his left hand petting Nigou's head. Kuroko looked so pale, and transparent. He is using Seirin's uniform.

But then, Nigou whined. His eyes looked so sad, and his ears are down slightly. Nigou's tail isn't as hyper as it did just few second ago. They shook their heads at this. Riko couldn't help, but crying silently. Kagami knew this is gonna happen.

   'Why would you leave?'

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It was kind of late at night, where Kagami just done his shower. He's already put on his clothes, now ready to serve his own self a plate of food. It was, until he saw a familiar sight.

It was Kuroko standing beside his refrigerator, eyed him with that usual deadpanned expression. But somehow, Kagami doesn't freak out at this, because of how he noticed Kuroko's now transparent. He continued in preparing his food, but still, doesn't take his eyes off of the ghost.

He doesn't say anything, knowing on how Kuroko probably won't or can't answer him anyway. He smiled slightly at the ghost, but enough to be seen from the ghost's place. But what makes him so surprised, is that Kuroko smiled back at him. not a big smile, really. But a small, yet too kind smile, the one he rarely pull. Somehow look really apologetic.

  'I am sorry'

Kagami is totally taken aback by this. Did Kuroko just spoke to him? He just did, right?

But just Kagami was about to reply, Kuroko just disappeared.

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The currently Seirin's Ace, Kagami Taiga, couldn't help but smiled brightly, on all the way to Seirin. Usually, some people will think he is some kind of a weird psycho. But now, his smile brings smile to other people also.

He can't stop smiling, because on what's going on on his mind right now. The memory of the dream he had last night. Usually, he won't remember any dream fully when he wakes up. But different from today, he remembers everything clearly.

He dreamed about Kuroko. The main reason of himself happy right now.

  "Kagami-kun," Kuroko called, make Kagami look at him quite confused.

  "How can you be here? Isn't this is my dream?" Kagami asked, the currently ghost who entered his dream easily.

Kuroko looked kind of sad, "I am sorry," He said, meaningfully. Kagami is taken aback by this. Sudden guilt built up on his stomach.

  "What was that for?" He asked, couldn't hide the surprised tone in the sentence.

Kuroko eyes him with that puppy eyes of his. The one Kagami honestly, weak with, "I don't plan on making you guys sad."

They both silent for quite some minutes, before Kagami breaks it, "You should be, idiot. But what's more, apologize to yourself! You've hurt your own body! Look at you!" Kagami said. He kind of joked in some places, tho. He really couldn't bring himself hating Kuroko.

  "Sorry."

Kagami sighed at this, "Be happy there, kiddo," He said with a smile, much to Kuroko's shock.

  "What do you mean?" He asked confusedly. For once, Kuroko Tetsuya couldn't understand Kagami's sentence.

Kagami smiled widely at him, "Sometimes you looked sad, idiot!"

Kuroko raise an eyebrow, "You can see me?" Ding, just like a question to an obvious answer, now Kagami wonders, does Kuroko get this stupid over a simple question like this? Or becoming a ghost somehow make his brain go slower?

  "You never see those looks from us?"

  "I thought they just saw Nigou's actions?" He asked back. Kagami chuckled slightly, and tap Kuroko's head.

  "It isn't the same without you, you know... The Generation of Miracles are all shocked by your death." Kuroko grew silent, before nodded.

  "I see."

Again, both silent. They enjoyed each others' company. They haven't been like this since quite some time right now. Since Kuroko's death, they've been torn apart from each others.

   "Kagami-kun..."

Kagami look at Kuroko, confused, "What?"

Kuroko smiled, so beautiful, even Kagami is shocked, "I will still be your shadow, and you will also be my light, no matter what will happen, Kagami-kun"

And Kagami also smiled widely, "Of course!"

A small vibration on his pocket, Kagami take his phone out. He checked the red phone with a teal-colored basketball, the one Kuroko gave him months ago. He examine his phone's screen, surprised to see Kise has sent him a text. With a shrug, he opened the text anyway :

I dreamed about Kurokocchi last night.

Anybody also did?

 Kagami smiled at this. That Kuroko. So he decided to enter everyone's dreams also, eh? He doubted if he's the first one who got visited by him. He text Kise back :

Me too.

And he sent the text. He put back his phone on his pocket, and head straight to the gym. Since today the teachers had informed them that this will be a free day, so he can't waste his time around!

Kagami made his way to the gym, when he is greeted by the basketball players plus Nigou has been on the gym first.

  "Oh, what's the gathering?" He asked, quite confused of the gathering, before throw his bag on the bench.

Riko look at him with a concerned look, "Kagami-kun also dreamed about Kuroko-kun too?" Riko asked.

Kagami looked confused, "How did you know?"

Koganei nodded in understanding, "I guess we all did."

Kagami looked so surprised, "Eh, You guys too? Kise's texted me earlier too!" He proclaimed.

  "NO WAY!"

But then again, all of them are happy.

After all, Kuroko did gave them his goodbye.

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woohoo, i didn't know that this will be completed in only 3 hours :v tell me what you think! And note, English isn't my native language, so you probably will find grammatical hurts!

Naruto's Poetry about Sasuke

Naruto’s Poetry about Sasuke

Author : FujoHoshiStar

Rate : T

Genre : Humor, Romance

Pairing : SasuNaru

Summary : Sepenggal cerita dari Hoshi untuk meramaikan SasuNaru’s day 2013. Cerita potongan dari sebuah cerita (?) yang belum Hoshi update. /Lomba puisi khusus Uke yang diadakan Tsunade. Dan inilah, hasil gaje Puisi Naruto, yang menceritakan tentang Sasuke. Apa itu?

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FujoHoshiStar a.k.a Hoshi

Mempersembahkan….

JENGJENGJENG!

Naruto’s Poetry about Sasuke.

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  Suatu hari yang cukup ramai di Konoha. Ya, bagaimana tidak? Hari ini adalah perayaan sebuah lomba besar-besaran yang diadakan oleh sang Godaime Hokage, Tsunade Senju. Bagaimana tidak besar-besaran? Coba lihatlah ke sekelilingmu. Banyak Shinobi-shinobi asing dari desa sebelah, kios-kios kecil yang menjual beraneka-ragam benda maupun makanan, dan lainnya. Seperti festival, memang, namun, acara ‘Kembang Api’nya diganti menjadi sebuah Lomba. Ya, Lomba puisi.

  Tsunade Senju dengan bangga berdiri di atas panggung besar yang dibuat Yamato, Guy, Sai, Sakura, Ino, dan TenTen. Senyum khas Tsunade terpampang jelas di wajah awet mudanya. Di depannya, berjejer dengan rapih bangku-bangku yang sudah diisi para Seme yang menghadiri Lomba itu, ingin mendengar ‘Puisi Cinta’ dari uke mereka masing-masing. Sementara para Fujoshi dengan bahagianya berdiri di belakang deretan kursi khusus para Seme.

  Sekian banyaknya Seme yang ada di sana, kalian bisa menemukan wajah-wajah familiar, yang beberapa di antaranya pasti kalian berpikir tidak mungkin untuk ada di sana. Ya, namun itulah kehebatan Tsunade. Banyak seme-seme lain merinding karena berada dekat para orang-orang itu. Mau tau siapa saja Seme-seme yang hadir di sana yang membuat mereka merinding? Siapkan catatan jika kalian ingin mengabsen mereka satu-satu.

  Mulai dari Hashirama Senju, yang adalah kakek dari Tsunade sendiri, yang SUDAH LAMA meninggal. Hah? Bagaimana bisa ia ada di situ? Lagipula, bukankah sang Shoudai-Hokage itu memiliki istri keturunan Uzumaki? Uhum, biar Author jelaskan. Masalah keberadaanya di sini, silahkan anda tanyakan sendiri kepada Tsunade Senju. Tapi, soal ia duduk di kursi khusus Seme, karena dia sendiri punya Uke. Bagaimana bisa? Ya, bisa-bisa saja. Hei, dia itu The God of Shinobi, ingat? Soal masalah dia punya istri, ya, benar. Namun, sekarang author juga bingung. Karena Uzumaki Mito, istrinya, kini tengah berada di barisan Fujoshi. Menyorakinya, dan Uke sang Shoudai. Che, mari kita lihat yang lainnya.

  Disana juga ada Sasori, yang sudah menjadi boneka Kankurou. Mengapa dia ada di sana? Uhuk, sebenarnya, sang mantan puppet master itu sudah meminta ijin kepada tuannya, Kankurou untuk mengikuti acara itu. Pertama, Kankurou juga bingung, masa’ Sasori punya Seme sih? Namun ternyata ia salah besar. Walau unyu-unyu begitu, Sasori punya Uke. Siapakah Ukenya? Ya, Deidara. Namun, akhirnya Kankurou menyetujui permintaan Sasori. Karena ia juga ungin menyaksikan Lomba itu, karena Gaara juga ada di sana. Sebagai Uke. Hei, kakak mana yang tidak ingin menyaksikan sang adik yang terkenal pernah seorang Psycho itu ternyata seorang Uke? Hell yeah.

  Di samping Sasori ada Neji, yang juga sebenarnya sudah mati. Heh, ini Lomba puisi atau acara horror sih? Kok mayat-mayat sudah ada di sini? Heh… Neji di sini karena menyetujui ajakan Tsunade. Tentu saja, dengan imbalan. Apa itu imbalannya? Che, tentu saja satu. Sang Kazekage menjadi Ukenya. Wahahaha, tentu saja Neji tak akan menyia-nyiakan kesempatan itu. Selain kembali bernafas di  dunia, ia juga mendapatkan Uke. Benar-benar manis.

  Hah, ini lagi. Benar, bahkan author mulai bertanya-tanya. Ini acara Horor atau apa sih? Nih, satu lagi ada Zabuza, salah satu dari Seven swordsman. Ada yang sadar kan, bahwa dia itu punya Uke? Yeah, sebenarnya jika dilihat dari wajahnya, banyak yang mengira bahwa Haku itu wanita, jadi, mereka pasti menduga jika Zabuza itu straight. Ohoho, tidak, ia itu Gay. Camkan itu.

  Hei! Ayolah! Tsunade? Apa ini acara Horor? Ini juga satu. Si Mayat cakep mantannya Author #plakk#. Hehe, Becanda… ini dia, Uchiha Itachi. Duduk dengan senyumannya yang menggoda iman. Ahh, Itachi~ eh, tapi tunggu dulu. Untuk apa dia di sana? Dia punya Uke? Perasaan, Dei sama si Sasori deh tuh. Tapi kenapa Itachi duduk di kursi Seme? Ahh, gitu toh. Ternyata Itachi juga punya Uke. Penasaran siapa Ukenya? Mau tau? Eitts, tebak. Reader bisa mengetahui siapa Ukenya dan bagaimana nanti di cerita aslinya yang akan di update nanti~! #Promo

  Benarkah? Sepertinya Author akan siap-siap ganti judul, menjadi Ghost’s Poetry. Hei! Di sini ada Fugaku Uchiha, yang adalah ayah dari Itachi. Heh, dasar Uchiha, doyan sesame juga toh? Hah, tapi, ngomong-ngomong, siapa Ukenya? Bagaimana dengan Miko- ah… Di sana ia rupanya. Sang Istri kini tengah memegang Kamera siap-siap untuk memotret suaminya dan Uke tercinta sang suami. Dia berdiri tepat di samping Kushina, Ibu Naruto, yang juga sama-sama memegang Kamera, dengan tulisan… Tunggu dulu. FugaMina? Eh! Jadi Istri-Istri ini Fujoshi toh! Apa gak keberatan mereka? Heh, sudahlah…

  Di sebelah Fugaku ada Hatake Kakashi. Dia itu pemecah rekor. Mengapa begitu? Karena Kakashi mengantar DUA ukenya. Eh? Dua? Kok bisa? Ah! Ternyata Cintanya dulu belum pudar sama Obito, juga cinta yang selalu ada untuknya Juga masih setia dengan apapun kondisi yang di alami Kakashi. Iruka terlalu baik! Ya, tapi Kakashi hebat. Setelah menghadapi percakapan dengan Iruka, akhirnya Iruka setuju bahwa Obito akan menjadi ‘istri Kedua’nya Kakashi.

  Dan yang terakhir adalah Uchiha Sasuke. Si ganteng dari goa hantu(?) ini juga menghadiri lomba itu, demi melihat Uke kesayangannya. Heh, jangan kira ia akan mengalah kepada baka-anikinya. Lagi pula, ia ingin mendengar merdunya suara Ukenya danjuga puisi romantic sang Uke yang tak lain dan tak bukan adalah Uzumaki Naruto. Che, dasar. Gak Ayah, Gak Kakak, Gak Adik, sama saja. Tapi, yah, baguslah. HIDUP YAOI! #sorak-sorak.

 “Baiklah! Sebagai sang Godaime Hokage, sekaligus yang membuat Lomba ini, Aku, Tsunade Senju dengan resmi, membuka Lomba ini!” Seru Tsunade. Sorakan demi Sorakan dari penonton, Fujo/Fuda, bahkan Seme, memeriahi acara itu. Tsunade tersenyum lebar, lalu berdehem pelan, membuat sorakan-sorakan itu berhenti sejenak.

 

 “Sebelum dimulai, aku sarankan bagi para Seme untuk jangan dulu terbakar Emosi. Karena, kemungkinan banyak yang akan mengacau. Juga, akan ada juri yang menilai Puisi para Uke. Sakura, Shizune, Ino, Sai, dan Tenten akan menjadi juri Lomba ini. Uke yang memenangkan Lomba ini, akan mendapat hadiah, berupa berlibur di sebuah pulau milik Konoha bersama Semenya, dengan Layanan spesial dari kami sendiri!” Sorakan demi sorakan kembali terdengar dari segala penjuru, terutama para Seme dan Fujo/Fudan yang begitu semangat mendengarnya.

 “Juga, para Fujo/Fuda harus mulai mem-vote pasangan Yaoi idolanya. Yang menang, akan dapat fanservice, berupa ikut ke pulau itu dan menyaksikan adegan-adegan ‘hawt’ dari pasangan idola kalian.” Kini teriakan histeris dari para Fujo/Fuda, khususnya Fujoshi semakin menggila mendengar penjelasan Tsunade.

 “Panitia akan membagikan sebuah kertas dan pulpen kepada setiap Fujo/Fuda yang hadir. Kalian hanya perlu menuliskan pasangan mana yang ingin kalian pilih, dan juga nama kalian. Contoh, GamakichiGamaken, menurut Gamabunta. Setelah selesai, Panitia akan mengumpulkan kertas-kertas itu. Apa kalian mengerti?” Jelas Tsunade. Sorakan gembira kembali terdengar dari para Fujo/Fuda, tanda mengerti penjelasan Tsunade. Tsunade menyeringai, lalu ;

  “DENGAN INI KUNYATAKAN, UKE’s POETRY CONTEST DIMULAI!”

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FujoHoshiStar a.k.a Hoshi

Enjoy!

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  Sudah sekitar 17 orang Uke yang sudah membawakan puisi ga je mereka. Dan kini saatnya giliran Naruto. Sang blonde benar-benar sangat gugup kali ini… Ia itu Shinobi, bukan seorang Puitis! Lagipula, Uke kontes? Apa-apaan ini? Padahal kan ia Seme sejati! Heh, tapi biarlah… Bukan itu masalahnya sekarang. Masalahnya, ia tidak pernah apalagi membuat puisi… Sakura hanya mempraktekannya sekali tadi, namun sisanya Naruto harus melakukan semuanya sendiri. Sendiri.

  Bukan hanya itu masalahnya. Ia benar-benar tidak puny aide akan apa yang ia tulis. Namun, ia memutuskan untuk menarik nafas yang dalam, dan mencoba memupuk keberaniannya. Naruto menggigit bibir bawahnya. YOSH! Sedikit demi sedikit keberaniannya mulai datang. Dengan sebuah kalimat ‘Kau tidak akan apa-apa’ yang terus ia ucapkan bagai mantera, Naruto memutuskan untuk maju dan menghadapi penonton yang, wuih, bejibun.

 “Ini dia, Uzumaki Naruto, dengan Seme Uchiha Sasuke!” Seu Tsunade saat Naruto melangkah menaiki panggung. Suara riuh mulai terdengar, menyoraki sang Namikaze-Uzumaki yang sebentar lagi akan menjadi Uchiha itu.

 “Naruto-kun! Ganbatte, ttebane!” Suara Teriakan ibunya, Kushina, sukses membuat Naruto semakin gugup. Ditambah lagi Sasuke yang memandangnya err… mesum. Naruto menatap arah kirinya, melihat Ayahnya dan seorang pemuda berambut oranye yang sibuk menyemangatinya. Naruto berdehem sebentar, sebelum kemudian mengambil mik yang disodorkan Tsunade kepadanya.

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“Oh, Sasuke… Kaulah segalanya bagiku…”

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  Sorakan demi sorakan terdengar saat Naruto memulai baris pertama dari puisinya. Mikoto dan Kushina yang melihat itu, hampir tewas karena terlalu heboh sendiri. Sasuke yang mendengarnya, menutup matanya, lalu menyeringai kecil.

 ‘Aku pasti akan menang… Dan akan kuusir si Aniki itu jauh-jauh dari mimpinya… Juga, akan aku *piiiiip* Naruto saat sampai di pulau itu. Hahahahaha…’ Batin Sasuke. Che, benar-benar cettaaarrrr membahaaanaaa #ditabok

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“Rambutmu yang berkilau sempurna, Bagaikan pantat ayam yang bersinar terkena cahaya rembulan…”

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  ‘Twitch… Twitch…’ perempatan jalan kini memenuhi wajah Sasuke, dan tawa kemenangan kini meluncur dari bibir sang Uchiha sulung, Itachi. Itachi berdiri sambil mengepalkan kedua tangannya di udara, memasang pose kemenangan a la dirinya. Para juri langsung tertawa tertahan. Tidak mau sang Uchiha bungsu membuat mereka sate Amaterasu.

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“Wajahmu yang menatap semua orang, Bagaikan Ayam jantan yang menatap lawannya angkuh…

Sungguh, jika kau bukanlah seme-ku, sudah pasti akan ku sate dirimu…

Dan akan kunikmati dirimu bersama Kurama dengan Gagak panggangnya…”

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  Kali ini, Duo Uchiha itu langsung pundung di bawah kursi masing-masing, meratapi nasib mereka yang sebentar lagi akan jadi makanan bagi Naruto dan Kurama. Para penonton lainnya langsung sweatdrop menyaksikan tingkah duo Uchiha itu.

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“Namun, walau begitu, kaulah orang yang paling berarti dalam hidupku.”

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  Kali ini Sasuke langsung kembali duduk manis di tempatnya, memasang pose cool saat Naruto memandangnya. Ya, sekali-kali eksis, boleh kan?

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“Walau kita berdua begitu berbeda, tapi aku sangat mengerti…”

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“Benar-benar mengerti…”

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“Kau bagaikan seekor ayam angkuh, sedangkan aku sebagai majikanmu yang gantengnya minta ampun…”

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“Kau tidak se-awesome diriku yang tampan ini…”

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“Aku bingung, mengapa manusia jadi-jadian sepertimu bisa menjadi seorang Seme… Apakah karena diriku terlalu Handsome, maka aku menjadi Uke?”

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“Maka dari itu, aku persembahkan puisi ini, kepada dirimu yang sangat kucinta…”

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“Jika kau adalah tangkai, aku rela jadi bunganya…”

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“Jika kau menjadi awan, aku rela menjadi langitnya…”

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“Dan jika kau menjadi ayam…”

 “Dug-Dag-Dig-Deg…’ dapat terdengar jelas detak jantung Sasuke yang tidak beraturan. Dengan sabar, ia menungguh kalimat apa yang akan meluncur dari bibir pink itu.

 “Dan kau akan jadi…’

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“Aku rela, sungguh, aku rela…”

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  Sasuke langsung cengo. Tawa Itachi dan lainnya langsung terdengar ketika Naruto menyelesaikan puisinya, membuat perempatan jalan langsung bertebaran di dahi Sasuke… Diam-diam, para penonton di sana langsung berlari, mencari persembunyian… Karena sebentarlagi…

 “CHIDORI!”

 “AHHH, SASUKEEE~!!!”

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  Naruto memandang Sasuke bingung. Dari tadi, Sang Uchiha bungsu itu hanya terdiam, tidak mau bicara dengannya. Segala cara sudah ia lakukan, agar sang Uchiha mau mendengarkannya. Namun, tak ada satupun yang berhasil. Kenapa sih?

 “Teme, Ayolah…” Bujuk Naruto. Sasuke hanya mendengus sebal.

 “Aw, Teme! Kau kenapa sih? Baiklah, bicaralah kepadaku. Jika kau mau, aku akan melakukan apa saja yang kau mau.” Bujuk Naruto sekali lagi. Seakan mendengar alaram, telinga Sasuke langsung bergerak layaknya telinga kucing. Sebuah seringaian keji muncul di wajahnya. Sasuke terkekeh pelan, lalu menatap wajah Naruto yang… ukh, menggoda.

  “Na-Ru-To~…” Suara sekseh Sasuke sukses membuat bulu kuduk Naruto merinding. Yeah, dia tau ini maksudnya apa. Ada yang bisa menebak? Yeh, jika Sasuke seperti inni, hanya satu yang ia minta… Waktunya ber-piiiip- ria. Bukan hanya –piiip- biasa, melainkan yang luar biasa. Ya, BDSM…

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 “Khukhukhukhu~!” Suara tawa hentai keluar dari bibir dengan polesan lipstick milik Tsunade. Dirinya sibuk menahan darah yang sedari tadi mengucur dari hidung mancungnya. Ia harus berterima kasih kepada otaknya yang memikirkan tentang hal ini. Lomba ini. Setidaknya, sudah sekitar tujuh delapan fanservice yang semuanya oh-so-hot sekali. Well, bukan hanya kantongnya yang berisi, namun juga kepuasannya sebagai seorang fujoshi terpenuhi. Jiraiya, maaf aku tak memanggilmu.

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A/N : Holla, Minna-san~! Hoshi balik lagi… Hoshi baru aja buka FNI SasuNaru Indonesia, trus liat fic yang bejibun, merayakan SasuNaru’s day (benarkan?). ya, daripada nganga daing, Hoshi putusin buat bikin aja fic… well, maaf jika kurang memuaskan, Hoshi gak tau mau bikin fic apa, yang jelas ini potongan dari sebuah fic yang berjudul When Tsunade gets bored versi cerita pertama yang belum Hoshi Update. Mengapa Hoshi bilang versi cerita pertama? Karena banyak hal yang Hoshi pikirin saat Tsunade bosan, jadi, hoshi putusin bikin aja kayak ada versi-versinya,… Versi pertama, Lomba Puisi untuk Uke, yang kedua, Uke siapa yang paling hebat (deskripsinya masih rahasia), yang ketiga, The Wedding Gown (juga masih rahasia), dan lain sebagainya. Oh, ya, bagi ada yang tau FB Hoshi, Hoshi sempet post rencana Fic Hoshi yang berjudul Memories’ Tears, yang katanya Hoshi akan update sekitar akhir bulan Juni, eh, udah kadaluarsa, soalnya Hoshi sibuk, juga Hoshi belum lama sembuh dari sakit… tapi mudah-mudahan Hoshi punya lebih banyak waktu, karena sekarang itu liburnya udah abis, trus keluarga Hoshi kerja semuanya, jadi, waktu Hoshi sendirian di rumah, Hoshi pasti bisa bikin fic” yang sudah banyak ada di buku-buku pelajaran bekasnya Hoshi. Hehe, kira” sekiranya dulu fic Hoshi, sorry kalo gak lucu. Soalnya kebelet :v yaudah, Ciao~!

Etetete, bentar, ada yang bisa nebak siapa ukenya Itachi disini? Hohoho, semuanya akan terungkap di –When Tsunade gets Bored-. Jaa, Minna~!